Six More Officers Discover Surveillance Works Both Ways
- Who
- Savannah Police Department employees
- What
- referred to GBI for alleged Flock camera misuse
- When
- August 2, 2026
- Where
- Savannah, Georgia
Six additional Savannah Police Department employees are under investigation for alleged misuse of Flock Safety license plate reading cameras. The department referred all six cases to the Georgia Bureau of Investigation for an independent criminal investigation. The announcement follows previous investigations into similar allegations involving the surveillance system.
There is a particular symmetry in officers tasked with watching the public discovering the system watches them back. A department that deploys automated license plate readers on every corner to catch criminals in the act has now caught its own employees allegedly using those same readers for purposes the policy manual definitely did not anticipate. The GBI investigation promises to be thorough — though one wonders if they'll need a Flock camera to track down the evidence.
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