Merch

Wear your idiocy. Proudly.

Not mass-produced merch — each piece carries your name, member number and a scannable QR. The tee prints your full certificate on the back; the cap is embroidered with your number. One-of-one, by definition.

Certified Idiot Tee

$34

Your full certificate on the back, party logo on the chest, and a scannable QR that opens your public profile.

  • Full certificate on the back (DTG)
  • Party logo on the chest
  • Scannable QR → your profile
  • Sizes S–3XL

Certified Idiot Cap

$27

Embroidered with the party logo and your unique member number.

  • Embroidered party logo
  • “I am a Certified Idiot #NNNN”
  • Your unique member number
  • One size
Best value

Tee + Cap Bundle

$52

The tee and the cap together, discounted. The cap adds “scan my t-shirt QR”.

  • Everything, discounted
  • Cap adds “scan my t-shirt QR”
  • Best value

Printed on demand and shipped worldwide. You’ll enter the name, size and shipping address at checkout; we email tracking once it ships.