The world's first peer-reviewed registry of certified idiots. Pay one dollar. See exactly who else did. A real data service, wrapped in the dumbest movement on Earth.
What could be more idiotic than paying $1 to find out who's dumber than you?This is the foundation of our movement.
Membership has one requirement: honesty. If you're reading this, you already meet the standard.
Our founder declared himself Idiot #1 and paid before anyone. We don't mock from above — we mock from within.
Every payment scores points for your nation on the Idiocy Index. Help your country become the most idiotic on Earth.
Every payment becomes a data point. The moment you join, you unlock the most precise idiotic statistics ever assembled — live, by country, OS and device.
Pay one dollar to unlock the full live dashboard. It's a real service. We checked.
One title. Top bid wins their name in lights across the members' area. Settled quarterly. Winner receives a hand-carved wooden board, delivered by the Party.
Hold the most prominent placement in the entire members' area. Until someone outbids you.
Bidding opens at $100. Place your bid below.
Every tier grants real access to the live dashboard. The more you pay, the bigger your name on the Wall of Idiots.
Outbid the current holder and your name takes the most prominent spot in the entire members' area. Bidding starts at $100 — you name the price.
🔒 We don't process or store your payment or personal data. All payments are handled securely on Stripe. One-time tiers grant time-limited access (see each card).
A live leaderboard of countries, ranked by certified idiots. Refer a friend and your points — and your country's — go up.
Pay one dollar to see which nation leads — and to score points for yours.
I looked at the state of the world and realized the only honest move was to certify myself first. I paid before anyone. I built the registry. If that makes me the founder, it also makes me the founding idiot. Welcome to the party.