State Attorneys General Discover Monopolies Are Bad After Approving Last Three
- Who
- Coalition of state attorneys general
- What
- Challenge Union Pacific's proposed acquisition of Norfolk Southern on antitrust grounds
- When
- November 5, 2026
- Where
- Nationwide
A coalition of state attorneys general has formally opposed Union Pacific's proposed acquisition of Norfolk Southern, arguing the merger would reduce competition in the freight rail industry. The officials filed a joint statement asserting the deal fails the public interest test under federal transportation law. The merger would combine two of the nation's seven Class I railroads, creating a network spanning 32 states. The Surface Transportation Board will review the challenge as part of its approval process.
There is a particular rhythm to officials waking up to consolidation after the last three mega-mergers sailed through with their signatures.
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