Man Named Freedom Discovers Liberty Has Limits at WNBA Game
- Who
- Enes Kanter Freedom, former NBA center and human-rights activist
- What
- Ejected from Indiana Fever vs. Chicago Sky game after Sky guard Natasha Cloud confronted him courtside
- When
- August 24, 2026
- Where
- Gainbridge Fieldhouse, Indianapolis
Former NBA center Enes Kanter Freedom was removed from the Fever-Sky WNBA game late in the third quarter after Chicago Sky guard Natasha Cloud yelled and pointed toward his courtside seat. Arena security escorted Freedom from the building following the exchange. The league has not announced any discipline for Cloud. Freedom, who legally changed his surname to "Freedom" in 2021, has been a vocal critic of human-rights abuses in Turkey and China.
Our analysts confirm that a man who branded himself "Freedom" has learned the hard way that constitutional protections do not extend to courtside seats at a WNBA game.
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