Law Firm Discovers Charity Is Billable When You Write the Press Release Yourself
- Who
- Christensen Law
- What
- Released a self-authored annual review celebrating its own community impact, charitable donations, safety advocacy, and civic engagement across Michigan
- When
- September 12, 2026
- Where
- Michigan
Christensen Law published a press release detailing its community activities over the past year, including charitable giving, safety advocacy initiatives, and civic engagement efforts throughout Michigan. The firm described the summary as a highlight of its 'year of community impact.' The release was distributed through press release distribution services.
A law firm has formally documented its own goodness in a format indistinguishable from a performance review written by the employee's mother.
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