Trump Vows to Remember That Time Miliband Called Him Something Rude, Demands Apology Tour Before Accepting Credentials
- Who
- Donald Trump and Ed Miliband
- What
- Trump reacts to Miliband's UK Foreign Secretary appointment with warnings about past criticism
- When
- July 21, 2026
- Where
- Washington, D.C. / London
Reports indicate Donald Trump is displeased with Ed Miliband's appointment as UK Foreign Secretary, citing Miliband's previous fierce criticism of the US president. Andy Burnham, Mayor of Greater Manchester, has reportedly been warned that Trump 'will not forget' the past remarks and that Miliband faces 'serious diplomatic repair' in the new role. The Independent reported the development on July 21, 2026.
A man who built a political brand on never forgetting a slight — real, imagined, or delivered at a rally — is now officially put out that a foreign diplomat once said mean things about him.
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