Legal Community Honors Judge for Successfully Not Quitting for Eleven Years
- Who
- 111th District Court Judge Monica Notzon
- What
- prepares for retirement after more than a decade on the bench
- When
- November 6, 2026
- Where
- Laredo, Texas
The Laredo legal community gathered Thursday to honor 111th District Court Judge Monica Notzon as she prepares to step down from the bench. Notzon has served on the 111th District Court for more than ten years. Colleagues and attorneys attended the event marking her upcoming retirement.
A room full of lawyers applauding a judge for the rare achievement of showing up to work for eleven consecutive years tells you everything about the profession's expectations.
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