San Francisco Candidate Bravely Asks If City Should Keep Funding Things That Work
- Who
- Matt Dorsey, District 6 candidate
- What
- Outlines which harm-reduction services he believes the city should continue funding
- When
- September 23, 2026
- Where
- San Francisco
District 6 candidate Matt Dorsey detailed his position on municipal harm-reduction funding in a Mission Local candidate questionnaire. Dorsey specified which existing services he would prioritize and which he would reconsider. The response comes as the city debates the scope and cost of its public health approach to drug use. Dorsey is running for the Board of Supervisors seat representing the Tenderloin, SoMa, and surrounding neighborhoods.
A politician in the district that contains the Tenderloin has discovered that harm reduction is a 'complex issue' requiring 'thoughtful evaluation' — a revelation that typically arrives right before someone proposes keeping the popular programs and quietly defunding the effective ones.
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