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PAS Discovers Electoral Calendar Works Better When Allies Win

Jul 12, 2026
Summary
Who
Datuk Seri Tuan Ibrahim Tuan Man, PAS deputy president
What
Declares early general election unlikely after Barisan Nasional's Johor landslide
When
July 12, 2026
Where
Johor Bahru, Malaysia
The Story

PAS deputy president Datuk Seri Tuan Ibrahim Tuan Man stated that an early 16th General Election (GE16) is unlikely following Barisan Nasional's landslide victory in the Johor state election. The comment was made in Johor Bahru after BN secured a decisive win in the state polls. Tuan Ibrahim linked the federal election timeline to the state result, suggesting the outcome reduces pressure for a snap national vote.

Editorial

A party that has spent years demanding elections suddenly discovers the virtue of patience when the coalition partner wins.

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