Arizona Democrats Poised to Achieve What Republicans Called Impossible: Governing
- Who
- Arizona Democratic Party
- What
- Projected sweep of all statewide offices, both legislative chambers, and majority of U.S. House seats
- When
- November 6, 2026
- Where
- Arizona
Projections indicate Democrats are on track to win every statewide office in Arizona, secure majorities in both legislative chambers, and capture a majority of the state's U.S. House seats. The party already holds both U.S. Senate seats. A clean sweep of this magnitude has not occurred since 1948.
The headline asks 'Who moved left?' as if the electorate's migration were a mystery, when the more pressing question is who moved the goalposts so far right that basic competence now registers as a ideological shift.
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