Ontario Pension Fund Discovers Fintech Exists, Buys 29.7% More of It
- Who
- Healthcare of Ontario Pension Plan Trust Fund
- What
- Increased its stake in Payoneer Global Inc. by 29.7% in Q1 2026, adding 335,101 shares for a total of 1,461,782 shares
- When
- July 30, 2026
- Where
- Toronto, Ontario / NASDAQ
Healthcare of Ontario Pension Plan Trust Fund boosted its holdings in Payoneer Global Inc. (NASDAQ: PAYO) by 29.7% during the first quarter, according to a Holdings Channel report. The pension fund purchased an additional 335,101 shares, bringing its total position to 1,461,782 shares. The filing reflects standard 13F disclosure activity for institutional investors managing over $100 million in assets.
A pension fund tasked with securing retirement savings for healthcare workers has decided the path to stability runs through a cross-border payments platform that loses money on a GAAP basis.
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