LSU Explores Loophole Allowing Retired Professionals to Relive Glory Days Against Clemson
- Who
- Lane Kiffin and LSU football program
- What
- Roster speculation involving former NFL players potentially suiting up for the Tigers
- When
- September 4, 2026
- Where
- Baton Rouge, LA / Tampa, FL (SEC Media Day)
Reports indicate a new development in LSU's roster situation ahead of a matchup with Clemson, raising questions about whether former NFL players could see playing time. Head coach Lane Kiffin addressed media at SEC Football Kickoff Media Day in Tampa on July 23, 2026. The program has not confirmed specific eligibility plans for any former professional athletes.
Nothing says 'student-athlete experience' quite like checking the transfer portal for guys whose student IDs expired when MySpace was relevant.
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