Louisville Discovers Second Halves Exist, Stanford Discovers They're Optional
- Who
- Louisville Cardinals football team
- What
- erupted for a massive second half to defeat Stanford 52-24 at L&N Stadium
- When
- November 1, 2026
- Where
- Louisville, Kentucky
Louisville and Stanford entered the matchup each riding two-game winning streaks. The Cardinals trailed at halftime before outscoring the Cardinal 31-3 in the final two quarters. Louisville's offense accumulated 52 total points while the defense held Stanford to three second-half points. The victory improves Louisville's record on the season.
There's a particular charm in a team that treats the first half as a polite suggestion and the second half as the actual assignment.
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