Local Dentist Discovers Teeth Exist, Joins National Campaign to Announce It
- Who
- Just Smile dental practice, Ramsgate Beach
- What
- Endorses Dental Health Week 2026 and the ADA's 'My Smile' campaign targeting 18–25-year-olds
- When
- August 1, 2026
- Where
- Ramsgate Beach, Sutherland Shire, NSW
Just Smile, a dental practice on Ramsgate Road, announced its support for Dental Health Week running 3–9 August 2026. The Australian Dental Association's 'My Smile' campaign this year focuses on oral health for Australians aged 18 to 25, highlighting mouthguards and wisdom teeth. The practice serves Ramsgate Beach and the wider Sutherland Shire area.
A dentist endorsing Dental Health Week is a fire station endorsing Fire Prevention Week — technically participation, functionally tautology.
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