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Iran Launches 'Surprise' Missiles That Somehow Failed to Surprise CENTCOM

Jul 29, 2026
Summary
Who
Iran's missile forces and U.S. Central Command
What
Interception of multiple Iranian ballistic missiles fired at U.S. troops in the Middle East
When
July 28, 2026
Where
Middle East

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