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High School Football Team Discovers Backup Quarterbacks Exist, Media Declares Cinematic Origin Story
Sep 4, 2026
Summary
- Who
- Lyndon Vikings football team and the Vermont sports media industrial complex
- What
- Backup quarterback Jackson Wells replaced injured starter Owen Fox ten minutes into the season opener against Spaulding, leading Lyndon to a 34-12 victory in Barre on Thursday
- When
- September 4, 2026
- Where
- Barre, Vermont
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