Haley Stevens Discovers Bipartisanship Means Helping the Other Team Win
- Who
- Democratic Rep. Haley Stevens
- What
- Cross-party endorsement in Michigan Senate race
- When
- November 2, 2026
- Where
- Michigan
Democratic Congresswoman Haley Stevens issued a surprise cross-party endorsement in the Michigan Senate race over the weekend. The endorsement drew sharp criticism from Democratic allies while prompting public gratitude from Republican officials. Stevens' office has not publicly detailed the strategic reasoning behind the decision.
Our analysts confirm that nothing says 'party unity' quite like a Democrat handing the opposition a press release written in their own handwriting.
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