Democrat Discovers Republican Colleague Not Actually a Cartoon Villain, Feels Compelled to Inform Public
- Who
- Former Democratic state senator
- What
- Published an op-ed defending Republican colleague John Braun against attack ads
- When
- September 5, 2026
- Where
- Washington State
A former Democratic member of the Washington state Senate published an opinion piece on Yelm Online stating they served alongside Republican Senator John Braun for years. The author acknowledged policy disagreements but argued that attack ads targeting Braun misrepresent his record. The piece emphasizes their personal working relationship across party lines.
A lawmaker crosses the aisle to inform voters that the person paid to distort their colleague's record is, in fact, distorting their colleague's record.
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