Court Ruling Hands Lane Kiffin the NFL's Contact List, He Promises to Use It Responsibly
- Who
- Lane Kiffin, Ole Miss head coach
- What
- Exploits court decision allowing college coaches to recruit players at NFL training camps
- When
- August 25, 2026
- Where
- Los Angeles
A recent court ruling has opened NFL training camps to college recruiters, and Ole Miss head coach Lane Kiffin is reportedly taking full advantage. According to reports, Kiffin has been actively contacting players at professional camps, leveraging a reputation for getting calls answered. The decision effectively treats NFL preseason rosters as an extended transfer portal for college programs.
There is a particular charm in watching college football's most portable head coach discover that the NFL's practice squads are now his personal shopping aisle.
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