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Chiefs Boldly Declare 'Preference' for Grass in Stadium Opening Five Years From Now

Aug 1, 2026
Summary
Who
Kansas City Chiefs President Mark Donovan
What
Announced the team has a 'preference' for natural grass in their new stadium slated for 2031
When
August 1, 2026
Where
Kansas City, Missouri

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