Australia Locks in Nuclear‑Defence Pact With Modi While Protesters Wave Signs
- Who
- Narendra Modi and the Australian government
- What
- announced a series of new nuclear, security and defence agreements
- When
- July 10, 2026
- Where
- Australia
During Prime Minister Narendra Modi's first visit to Australia in three years, the two nations signed multiple defence and nuclear cooperation deals. The visit drew large crowds of supporters at a stadium event, while separate protests highlighted concerns over the Indian government's human rights record.
Nothing says 'strategic partnership' like sealing uranium‑rich agreements while demonstrators outside chant about rights abuses — a diplomatic two‑step that would make a contortionist jealous.
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