Apple Decides 'Mini' Is Latin For 'Premium Tax' With New iPad
- Who
- Apple
- What
- releases seventh-generation iPad mini with OLED display, A20 Pro chip, IP67 rating, and $100 price increase while dropping ProMotion and color choices
- When
- November 4, 2026
- Where
- Cupertino, CA
Apple announced the new iPad mini featuring an OLED display, A20 Pro processor, and IP67 water resistance starting at $699. The device gains performance upgrades but removes the 120Hz ProMotion display and reduces available color options. The previous generation started at $599. Reviewers note the A20 Pro chip delivers significant speed improvements over the A17 Pro.
Apple has once again proven its unique ability to charge 'Pro' prices for a device that explicitly lacks the signature Pro feature.
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