2026 US Midterms · Satire edition
Red Idiots vs Blue Idiots
Real results, real numbers — and an editorial panel that holds both teams in exactly equal contempt. Who controls the Senate and the House? Watch it happen, state by state.
Polls start closing in
8d 04h 34m 10s
35 Senate seats and all 435 House seats on the ballot. Both teams are already confident. Both teams are idiots.
Senate
51 for control3135 uncalled34
House
218 for control0435 uncalled0
State by state
Solid = race called · Striped = leading · Outline = party currently holding the seat · Faded = no Senate race this year.
The Expert Panel
Our analysts have analysed. Badly.
Dr. Obvious, Prof. Certainty and the rest of our panel explain what it all means — to both teams, equally unflatteringly. Members only.
Results data: civicAPI. Unofficial and for entertainment; race calls may lag official sources. The World Idiots Party is satire and endorses no one — we find everyone equally ridiculous.