Türkiye Unveils 94 Climate Projects Just in Time for the Conference It's Hosting
- Who
- Turkish officials
- What
- announced 94 climate-friendly projects, 90 million tons of recycled waste, and a 37% recovery rate with a 2035 target of 60%
- When
- October 24, 2026
- Where
- Türkiye
Turkish officials stated the country has attracted 94 climate-friendly projects ahead of hosting COP31. They also reported 90 million tons of recycled waste and a current recovery rate of approximately 37%, with a target of reaching 60% by 2035. The announcement comes as Türkiye prepares to host the UN climate summit.
A host nation discovering 94 green projects in the run-up to its own summit displays a timing so impeccable it could only be the result of rigorous long-term planning — or a press release deadline. The 37% recovery rate climbing to 60% by 2035 suggests a trajectory that, if applied to emissions, would have the planet celebrating net-zero roughly when the sun expands.
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