Trump announces Iran agreed to nuclear inspections “into Infinity”; Iran, present at the same talks, did not
- Who
- President Donald Trump
- What
- an insistence that Iran agreed to inspections
- When
- June 23, 2026
- Where
- U.S.–Iran negotiations
On Truth Social, Trump wrote that “Iran has fully and completely agreed to highest level Nuclear inspections long into the future (Infinity!!!).” Iran’s foreign ministry said cooperation with the IAEA would continue “under the current procedures” and that Tehran had made “no new commitments.” Asked about Iran’s denial, Trump said, “They’re wrong, they’re wrong, they know they’re wrong.”
Two parties left the same negotiating room with two different agreements, which is impressive given that an agreement is, traditionally, the part both sides have in common. The term has been extended to “Infinity,” a duration not previously recognized by international law, arms control, or calendars. The fallback — that the other signatory is simply “wrong” about whether they signed — is a bold new model in which consent can be declared on someone’s behalf, in all caps.
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