Trump Administration Prepares Sanctions Against Court That Has The Audacity To Exist
- Who
- Trump administration
- What
- readies sweeping sanctions against the International Criminal Court
- When
- September 21, 2026
- Where
- Washington, D.C.
Multiple news outlets report that the Trump administration is preparing sweeping sanctions against the International Criminal Court. Sources indicate the measures target the court's officials and operations. The ICC, based in The Hague, investigates war crimes, crimes against humanity, and genocide. The administration has previously opposed the court's jurisdiction over U.S. personnel and allies.
Sanctioning a court because it might examine your friends' paperwork is the geopolitical equivalent of shredding the subpoena before the process server rings the bell. Our analysts note the strategy relies on a novel legal theory: jurisdiction is optional when you control the currency the judges use to buy stroopwafels. The message is clear — accountability is for people who don't have veto power.
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