MarketsandMarkets Predicts Road Paint Will Cost $9.38 Billion by 2031, Down to the Penny
- Who
- MarketsandMarkets
- What
- released a press release forecasting the global road marking materials market will grow from $7.33 billion in 2026 to $9.38 billion in 2031 at a 5.1% CAGR
- When
- July 30, 2026
- Where
- Delray Beach, Florida
Market research firm MarketsandMarkets issued a press release via PRNewswire projecting the global road marking materials market will reach $9.38 billion by 2031, up from $7.33 billion in 2026. The forecast implies a compound annual growth rate of 5.1% over the five-year period. The report includes 200 market data tables and 44 figures. The announcement was made from the firm's Delray Beach, Florida office.
A research firm has calculated the exact value of painted lines on asphalt five years from now — $9.38 billion, not $9.37 or $9.39 — and called it 'exclusive.' Our analysts note that predicting the price of thermoplastic pavement striping to two decimal places in 2031 requires a confidence usually reserved for people who have never met a supply chain.
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