Highway Honeys Discovers Women Exist in Garages, Hosts Wine Mixer to Celebrate
- Who
- Highway Honeys
- What
- Second annual fundraiser car show supporting women in automotive careers
- When
- September 27, 2026
- Where
- Paso Robles, California
Highway Honeys held its second annual fundraiser in Paso Robles on Saturday. The event featured a car show, wine service, a chain-stitch station, and a silent auction. Proceeds support women pursuing automotive careers.
Nothing says 'dismantling gender barriers in a male-dominated trade' quite like a group called Highway Honeys pouring pinot noir next to a chain-stitch booth. Our analysts confirm the silent auction included a signed torque wrench and a tote bag reading 'Future Mechanic,' because nothing recruits women to the industry like branded canvas. The event raised awareness, which is the currency of choice when you'd rather not raise wages.
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