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Governor Discovers Agriculture Exists, Declares It Patriotic at Ham Breakfast
Aug 21, 2026
Summary
- Who
- Missouri Governor Mike Kehoe
- What
- addressed the Governor's Ham Breakfast at the 2026 Missouri State Fair, centering remarks on agriculture and patriotism
- When
- August 20, 2026
- Where
- Sedalia, Missouri
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