Fox News Discovers Accountability Is Optional, Hires Cuomo's Former Cover-Up Architect
- Who
- Fox News Media
- What
- Hired Melissa DeRosa as network contributor and rotating co-host of new podcast 'The Girls'
- When
- September 30, 2026
- Where
- New York, NY
Fox News Media announced the hiring of Melissa DeRosa, former secretary to disgraced New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, as a network contributor and rotating co-host on a new podcast titled 'The Girls.' DeRosa served as a top aide during Cuomo's administration, which faced investigations into nursing home COVID-19 data reporting and sexual harassment allegations. The Western Journal reported the hire on September 30, 2026.
A network that built its brand on holding power accountable has decided accountability is merely a programming block, not a hiring standard. The same voices that spent years dissecting Cuomo's press conferences will now share a microphone with the person who wrote the talking points, proving that in cable news, the only thing more flexible than the truth is the Rolodex.
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