Fox Hosts Stunned to Discover Human Who Declines Free Homework Machine
- Who
- Miriam Shor, actress nominated for Best Guest Actress in a Drama Series for Pluribus
- What
- Appeared on Fox's GDLA+ and refused to use ChatGPT, citing environmental concerns and pointing to her own brain
- When
- September 5, 2026
- Where
- Fox's GDLA+
Miriam Shor, nominated for her role as Helen Umstead on Pluribus, appeared on Fox's GDLA+ where hosts expressed disbelief that she does not use ChatGPT. One host described using the tool for sixth-grade math homework, while Shor declined to try it and instead asked how much water each query consumes. A third host appeared to agree with Shor's position.
There is a particular clarity in watching morning television discover that refusal is an option.
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