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Court Grants College Basketball Player Infinite Eligibility; Mizzou Asked to Build Time Machine
Aug 1, 2026
Summary
- Who
- Mark Mitchell and the Missouri Tigers
- What
- A court ruling may grant a fifth year of eligibility, prompting columnist to urge former team to re-recruit him
- When
- August 1, 2026
- Where
- Columbia, Missouri
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