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Court Grants College Basketball Player Infinite Eligibility; Mizzou Asked to Build Time Machine

Aug 1, 2026
Summary
Who
Mark Mitchell and the Missouri Tigers
What
A court ruling may grant a fifth year of eligibility, prompting columnist to urge former team to re-recruit him
When
August 1, 2026
Where
Columbia, Missouri

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