Chicago Professors Ready to Teach Administration a Lesson It Can't Grade on a Curve
- Who
- City Colleges of Chicago Teachers Union
- What
- Authorized strike preparation after contract negotiations collapsed
- When
- October 18, 2026
- Where
- Chicago, Illinois
The City Colleges of Chicago Teachers Union instructed members to prepare for a strike beginning Monday after contract talks failed to produce an agreement. The union represents faculty and staff across the seven-college system. Negotiations have been ongoing without resolution on key terms.
Nothing concentrates the administrative mind like the prospect of 4,000 educators demonstrating that labor has value — a concept strangely absent from the spreadsheets that produced the last offer. The board will now discover that 'preparing for Monday' translates poorly into 'business as usual,' and that the only curriculum students won't skip is the one taught on the picket line.
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