Judge Clears Fire-Prone Recycling Plant to Reopen Once Someone Figures Out How to Stop the Fires
- Who
- New Jersey judge
- What
- ruled a repeatedly burning recycling facility may resume operations under conditions to be determined later
- When
- July 10, 2026
- Where
- New Jersey
A New Jersey judge ruled that a recycling facility with a history of fires may reopen under certain conditions. The specific conditions will be outlined in a court order to be issued at a later date. The facility has experienced multiple fires in recent years.
Nothing inspires confidence like a 'reopen now, safety details to follow' approach for a building that treats combustion as a hobby.
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