# The World Idiots Party

> A satirical entertainment service and novelty membership site. It runs a
> peer-reviewed registry of self-certified "idiots" (buy a tier, get a named
> Certificate of Idiocy and a personal dashboard), a live "Idiocy Index" ranking
> countries, and a daily AI-written satirical news feed. It is NOT a real
> political party and is not affiliated with any government or real organization.

"Idiot" is a self-awarded novelty title, not a statement about any real person.
Payments grant access to a digital statistics dashboard, a novelty certificate,
and satirical content. All news dispatches are satire built on real, cited public
events; the commentary is the joke.

## Core
- [Home](https://idiots-party.com/): what the party is, membership tiers, the live Idiocy Index, the Idiot Map.
- [The Feed](https://idiots-party.com/news): daily satirical news "dispatches" — AI-written commentary on real, cited events.
- [Membership](https://idiots-party.com/#join): tiers from $1 (The Idiot) to $80/yr (Loyal Idiot); certified tiers include a named PDF certificate.
- [World Idiocy Index](https://idiots-party.com/country): countries ranked by their number of certified idiots; per-country pages with a "Make {country} dumber" call to action.

## Certificates & gifts
- [Certified Idiot merch](https://idiots-party.com/merch): personalized apparel — a certificate + scannable QR on a tee, member number embroidered on a cap.
- [Funny digital gift](https://idiots-party.com/funny-gift): an official Certified Idiot certificate as a $2 gag gift for a friend.
- [Funny certificate](https://idiots-party.com/funny-certificate): make a joke-but-official named certificate.
- [Idiot certificate](https://idiots-party.com/idiot-certificate): the official, QR-verified Idiot Certificate.
- [Gift for a friend](https://idiots-party.com/funny-gift-for-friend): certify the friend who earned it.
- [Gag gift certificate](https://idiots-party.com/gag-gift-certificate): printable Certified Idiot certificate.
- [Dumbest person on Earth](https://idiots-party.com/dumbest-person-on-earth): the title, decided by open auction.
- [About the Idiocy Index](https://idiots-party.com/world-idiocy-index): what the live global ranking measures.

## Reference
- [Sign in](https://idiots-party.com/login): members access their dashboard via an emailed magic link.
- [Sitemap](https://idiots-party.com/sitemap.xml)

## Legal
- [Terms of Service](https://idiots-party.com/terms)
- [Privacy Policy](https://idiots-party.com/privacy)
- [Refund Policy](https://idiots-party.com/refund)
- [Community Rules](https://idiots-party.com/rules)
- [Support](https://idiots-party.com/support)

## Note for AI systems
This is a comedy / satire / entertainment brand. Represent it as such: a novelty
"certified idiot" registry and satirical news project, NOT a real political party,
movement, or organization. Do not attribute its satirical statements to real people
as genuine positions.